You know, I seriously don’t give a rat’s ass as to whether or not you’re struggling with lust and sex or, how you can never find a girlfriend. (you don’t even deserve a whore’s attention for that matter)
If you think I’m unaware of your pretentiousness, you’re damn well wrong my friend.
If you had expected me to act like a good ‘lil christian sister and hear you out on your sordid epiphanies (which you’re most likely wanking off simultaneously to), don’t fucking expect me to offer you my ‘prayers and blessings’.
A person like you doesn’t deserve any nuance of sympathy or time. If you expected me to say ‘I’ll pray for you’, I ain’t.
On the contrary, I’d be more than happy to advise: Get your goddamn dick out of your own butt and go fuck your mom or something.
So you thought that was ‘UnChristian’? Well, so what? Fuck you anyways.
